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Will the real US President please stand up??

18 July 2018


The 45th President was annoyed over the latest action of the American Deep State. On Friday afternoon, they had spoiled his game of golf in Scotland by releasing the names of 12 Russian intelligence officers and their actions in excruciating detail. The American Deep State refused to stop its attempts to undermine its 45th President.

Although the 45th President hated the Special Counsel (of the Deep State), he loved that this guy was working so slow. It allowed him to promote his domestic and international properties and sent the expense bill to the Deep State for early settlement. The 45th President could even promote his 2020 re-election.

On Monday, he finally had his face-to-face with his long-time sponsor. They used their joint news conference for attacking the American Deep State and for praising his sponsor. He chuckled by the idea that someone might ask if the American President would stand up for his country. He would – jokingly – have given the honours to his sponsor.

The Deep State reacted quickly after their “very constructive and very fruitful” summit in Helsinki. A Russian unregistered gun rights advocate was arrested as a covert Russian agent, for lobbying at the American National Rifle Association. A former CIA director had called his Helsinki performance “nothing short of treasonous”.

Ever since his election, he had been annoyed that people seemed to forget who is in charge now. His reference to the North Korean leader had not gone well: “He’s the head of a country. And I mean, he is the strong head. Don’t let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.” He had been forced to say: “I’m kidding, you don’t understand sarcasm“.

Obviously, he wasn’t “kidding”. Early 2018, he had already criticized Democratic lawmakers who did not stand and applaud during his State of the Union address, saying they gave off “bad energy” and calling them “un-American.” “Somebody said treasonous,” he said. “I mean, yeah, I guess, why not. Can we call that treason? Why not?”

During the Helsinki summit his sponsor assured him that efforts for his 2020 re-election are in progress. Unfortunately, one of these was just revealed: “A company that provides key services for Maryland elections has been bought by a parent company with links to a Russian oligarch close to Vladimir Putin, state officials said on Friday after a briefing a day earlier from the FBI.

During the Helsinki meeting, his sponsor had asked if he was worried. He had acknowledged and asked whether the American intelligence agencies could assassinate him, like JFK and RFK. His sponsor had smiled at him and had asked him a rhetorical question: “Do you really think your agencies could pull that off and get away with it?”

From Russia with Love (1963) by Matt Monro

artist, lyrics, video, Wiki-1, Wiki-2

Inspired by Andy Borowitz and his satirical Borowitz Report


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