In his private bar in Trump Towers, Donald Trump was bragging to his guests about his new nickname and a woman he fancied. The Donald was fed up with people ridiculing him about the size of his hands and fingers. He had decided to apply cosmetics to his right middle finger and now called himself Goldfinger.
Donald Trump was bragging indeed: “I moved on her and I failed, I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch but I couldn’t get there and she was married. I am automatically attracted to beautiful women. I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss, I don’t even wait and when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
One of the guests asked The Donald about her name. Pussy Galore, he said. Some guests started laughing as Pussy Galore was a nickname for a lesbian. The Donald was not amused and quoted Ian Fleming’s words that Pussy Galore “only needed the right man to come along and perform the laying on of hands in order to cure her psycho-pathological malady”. The Donald had bought Ian Fleming’s letter that had been auctioned in 2015.
His new nickname, Goldfinger, was no coincidence as The Donald admired Ian Fleming’s creation of James Bond. Why settle for one woman when they’re all available?? After his election as the 45th American President, he intended to divorce Melania and to hit on Michelle Obama, his secret ebony fantasy.
Soon after his election, The Donald would claim that the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama (1961) had been forged by Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Barack’s Kenyan half-brother Malik (1958) would further testify that he had witnessed Barack’s birth in Kenya at the age of 3.
The Donald was planning to deport Barack Obama to Kenya and to have his marriage to Michelle annulled.
That would clear his path to Michelle’s heart and more.
The Donald lit one of Bill Clinton’s cigars, smiled, and recalled Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith’s famous words: “I love it when a plan comes together!”
Quincy Jones – Secret Garden (Sweet Seduction Suite) – 1989
featuring Barry White, Al B. Sure, James Ingram, and El Debarge
0 Comments