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A blog by Leon Oudejans

Chelsea – Clinton – New York

19 September 2016


Hours before the police voiced any public conclusions, Donald Trump declared the explosion to have been caused by a bomb: “Just before I got off the plane, a bomb went off in New York and nobody knows exactly what’s going on. But boy, we are living in a time, we better get very tough, very very tough. [] And we are going to get tough and smart and vigilant.”

The Donald conveniently forgot to mention that his buddy David Duke, the former head of the Ku Klux Klan, had informed him about Chelsea and the Afghan patsy. Both had had a good laugh about the location’s name and the usual suspect. Chelsea and Hillary Clinton were both prominent New Yorkers and both would not miss the “coincidence” of the name of the location.

The use of a pressure cooker had also seemed a jolly good idea for the 2016 American Presidential Election. Quite recently The Donald had further raised the pressure on Hillary by stating: “I think her bodyguards should drop all weapons. Disarm immediately. Take their guns away, let’s see what happens to her. Take their guns away, OK? It’ll be very dangerous.”

The use of bombs ahead of an election had been advised by Russia and Turkey. It was a useful tool to deflect people from the ballot to the bullet. Even Obama had recently acknowledged this when he said that Republicans are “apparently more afraid of a ballot than a bullet.” Fear is an excellent manipulator of the human mind.

If anything would have gone wrong with the 1st bomb, The Donald would just blame the Clintons – as he always did. His remarks on Clinton’s health had not been random at all. He had a mole in her campaign. They just relied on her obsession with privacy. Hillary’s public collapse was a genuine gift. Another tick mark on his To Do list.

The Donald’s greatest joy is how he has been able to play the press in every single instance. For years he has accused President Obama of being of Kenyan descent. Some 50 days before Election Day, The Donald makes another one of his (in)famous flip-flops and blames Hillary Clinton for starting that birther conspiracy theory. If she denies then The Donald will focus on her alleged 2008 role in the rumour that Barrack Hussein Obama is a Muslim. The Donald will make her bite the bullet and especially when he doesn’t win the ballot.

The Donald is slowly warming up his believers for violence against the Clintons. His initial 9 August 2016 remark on gun related violence against a newly elected female President caused widespread criticism. His 16 September 2016 remark on gun related violence against Hillary Clinton only caused a brief stir. The recent release of John Hinckley Jr., the would-be Reagan assassin, was another gift to The Donald. This guy might be another excellent patsy.

The Donald’s love for boxing made him aware of a Joe Louis quote: She can run (for office) but she can’t hide. Ballots or bullets. What a joke, The Donald thought and put a tick mark in his mind.

Massive Attack – Protection (1995) – artists, lyrics, video, Wiki-1, Wiki-2

I stand in front of you

I’ll take the force of the blow


Inspired by Andy Horowitz and his satirical Horowitz Report

Legal disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.


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