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BREAKING NEWS – Les Misérables returns !

12 September 2016

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This is the story of a former conman who became President and wanted to help his miserables – not his deplorables – to gain a bigger, better and whiter world but who couldn’t escape his past. 

On 8 November 2016, the results of the US Presidential Election showed a 85% voter approval for the new President. Massive hostile protests all over the country were the immediate result. The same day, the new President declared a state of national emergency, restricting free speech, public gathering, all religions, and closed down all media. Breitbart and Fox quickly merged into TNN in order to find an asylum.

Few of his invitations to world leaders were answered. Most people were still stunned by these American events. The Philippine President declined but was quoted saying: “He is another son of a bitch but he has cojones. I like him!” The North Korean leader declined his attendance and allegedly used “misplaced sarcasm” as his reason for staying home and playing with his nuclear toys.

The Russian President congratulated the new American President on BBC News and announced a merger between both countries. The new name of both countries would be USAaR or USSRiA in Russian. The Russian President also announced a merger between NATO and the Warsaw Pact and immediate joint exercises in the South China Sea. He gently informed the world that the Black Sea Fleet was already on its way to the Bosporus. In a less gentle way, he warned the Turkish President that any obstruction would be severely retaliated by the USAaR/USSRiA.

China, the European Union and the United Kingdom were shocked by this news. The Chinese quickly offered Hong Kong as the joint location for a string of summits. In their view, Hong Kong could well become the new capital of the free world also given the outcome of the recent city council elections. The Brits immediately accepted this gracious offer. The EU is still debating.

On Day 1, the new American President signed an Executive Order granting him, his companies, his family, his ex wives, and their mistresses eternal income tax exemption and legal immunity in return for signing an eternally binding Non Disclosure Agreement. The NDA covered the President’s mental and physical health issues, his past donations for future political gain, his lawsuits, and many more sensitive matters.

On Day 2, he signed an Executive Order to put all members of Congress in protected custody at army barracks. They had breached the restriction on free gathering at Capitol Hill. The members of the United Nations in New York faced a similar fate that day. Their whereabouts are unknown.

On Day 3, the new President arrested the members of the US Supreme Court and issued a clear warning to all other judges not to challenge his Declaration of National Emergency. The Turkish President called him and congratulated him on his wise decision. He advised the US President to also put hostile journalists, judges, mayors, teachers, police and army officers into custody.

On Day 7, the Russian President arrived at NY for a meeting at the UN. The TV broadcast of TNN did not show the empty seats during the speech of the American President. The Russian President was only seen smiling behind him. He never spoke a word. His only thought was about Shakespeare‘s play, All’s well that ends well.

The Doors – The End (1967) – artists, lyrics, video, Wiki-1, Wiki-2

This is the end 

Beautiful friend 

This is the end 

My only friend, the end 

Of our elaborate plans, the end 

Of everything that stands, the end 

No safety or surprise, the end 

I’ll never look into your eyes…again 

Can you picture what will be 

So limitless and free 

Desperately in need…of some…stranger’s hand 

In a…desperate land

Inspired by Andy Horowitz and his satirical Horowitz Report

Legal disclaimer: 

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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